A date with Alejandro from Madrid

So my friend Rachel has developed this motivational tool to help her work out. She has nicknamed her treadmill, Javier from Spain. When it's time for her to work out, she says, "I'm going to get all sweaty with Javier from Spain." Thus, I have decided to name my breast pump Alejandro from Madrid. Now at four o'clock in the morning I can say, "Time for Alejandro to play with the girls." I'm not totally sure this will help, but I'm willing to give it the old college try!